Imagine the scene.
Brighton conference centre, the atmosphere expectant, Labour Party tweeters heavy with anticipation.
The lights go out, and enter centre stage the pugnacious Chief Tweeter himself John Prescott, accompanied by his sidekick, Kerry McCarthy MP, fondly referred to as Labour's Tweet Tzar.
John's in top form. He urges with great gusto for his fellow tweeters to 'tweet for victory'.
Labour's message to the electorate on fairness, justice, equality, its record investment in education and hospitals can and must be tweeted to the Twitter fraternity between now and next June.
Lots of people come in for some stick; Polly Toynbee for her lack of loyalty towards Gordon in today's Guardian, the wider press for their cynical manipulation of Labour's real message.
Yet the real fire is saved for the Tories, they come in for a real hammering as Prezza exposes not just their wafer thin policy lite approach, but derides the most important truth; they hardly ever Tweet.
The audience love it, tweeters and socialists to the core as Prezza builds up to a crescendo: "If there's one thing I want you to take away from here tonight, be proud of Labour".
So there you have it - tweet Labour's message across the nation, this is the way to win the election.
The tweeters are now ecstatic, there's a fever pitch atmosphere, reminiscent of that famous Kinnock rally in Sheffield 1992 in when he famously shouted: "We're all right".
Enter Kerry McCarthy Labour MP for Bristol East. She really is truly amazing, having 2,758 followers and amassed 6,230 tweets (compared to my 144 and 287 respectively).
In confident mood, Kerry hails a fantastic start to party conference, reminding the audience that there is no one like John Prescott to remind us all of what Labour is about, our true values and principles.
To Labour tweeters she issued a stark warning.
"We can win the next election, but we won't unless we get our message out there, tweeting our achievements, values and saying what our plans are for the future."
She added: "Engage to win, don't be shy tweet our message, that's the way we'll win in 2010".
It's really quite amazing if you take a minute to think back.
Labour was once the party once derided for their lack of IT infrastructure.
Back in 1980s it only had one Amstrad computer, and that wasn't too reliable.
Now, with its twittering and other voter identification databases, it is leading the way among the three main parties.
What's more amazing is that I can actually tweet and talk to John Prescott at the same time, as I did last night.
Now that's what I call twitterific.
