For devotees of vehicles requiring an HGV licence, The Times and Telegraph feature a comparison of the three parties election battle buses, including a seat plan.

The Conservative's ticket to ride aboard "William Hague's Common Sense Express" is most expensive at £9,000 but the Tories will supply journalists with four-course lunches, wine, cigarettes and an open bar in the evening.

Labour's bus has both a microwave and a fridge.

Charles Kennedy's "Big Banana" is the only one that's got Jaffa Cakes.