This was the list of dining room bookings in the Commons yesterday.
We could not resist highlighting the porcine coincidence.
As an MP must book the room, we assume 'Roger Bacon' is in fact farmer's friend Richard Bacon, pictured below.
And yes we also noticed they mis-spelt Priti's name - but ePolitix.com would never criticise a simple spelling mistake - Lord knows we make enough of them ourselves!
Mike Hancock appears to be a pretty fearless individual but one thing, or one man, leaves the colorful Liberal Democrat MP quaking in his boots.
Perhaps a more culturally sensitive Royal Navy would have dispatched the minesweeper HMS Quorn.
Man Utd footballer Ryan Giggs is gaining support among MPs.
The shadow foreign secretary has accused ministers of a series of embarassing gaffes over Libya.
Sam Macrory reports on Treasury committee chair Andrew Tyrie's nine point plan to increase the power of Commons select committees.
Bogus student visa applications have caused a drop in public confidence behind the immigration system, the home secretary has said.
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